It's a well known fact that there are a lot of Chinese in the world. There are a LOT of Chinese. 1.3 billion in fact. Yessirree. And that's only in China. There are a lot of Chinese in other countries as well. You haven't met a Chinese guy? Where are you from? Mars? Ah, forget it.
Well anyway, it's a lesser known fact that the U.S has never really been involved in a major dispute with China. Let's face it. The U.S is a global bully. Picks on a lot of countries. But it hasn't really picked on the Chinese. Hmmm?
The connection...
If every single Chinese guy in China jumped at the same time, it would rock the earth off it's axis. Pretty unnerving eh?
"Ni hao. President Bush? Listen carefully. We have a list of demands, and if they're not met within twenty four hours, WE'LL JUMP!."
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'Wo hen how. Ni chee sin mah? Did you really think I give a rat's ass about the world? Look at all the wars, corruption, global warming and hatred I have caused. Please jump and do me a favour already. Woh chin chai lah!'
hehe... "Ni hao man"
u got sum great stuff here... gave me a good laugh. You shud update soon
lol :P ehehe nice post :P
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